The Vision

I went shopping at this next Bad Ads shop at 11:45pm on a Tuesday night but it was closed.

Clearly the opening times are a lie!

Do you ever see an advert and think “That’s not quite busy enough!”

No. Me neither.

Here is a company that prides itself on quality.. Look, it says so in the text.

I like a company that takes pride in their work. I think I’m going to give them a call on my mobiel;

I’m not very good with keeping up with this blog am I? I blame my recent descent in alcoholism… and subsequently, I blame this advert for making me want to drink.

Why should I carry it when theyre right there?

There’s a new Tesco that’s been built just a couple of miles from where I live. Apparently it’s the biggest Tesco in the country and has a bakery, an electronics store, a pizza store and even a beauticians all under one roof.

There must be thousands of people who visited it on the opening weekend and therefore there must be hundreds of staff (each wearing ill fitting blazers)

With that many staff, you’d think they’d notice this spelling mistake on the first sign you see as you go up the escalators wouldn’t you?

Have I done this one already? I don’t think so…

Anyway, I turned up at this place wanting to buy a bunch of plants and came away with a child in day care… Who would have thought?

I’ve just found this and remembered that someone gave it to me ages ago. There’s not much I can add so I’m going to let Mr Ali take over…

Remember me? No? I don’t either…

This little Bad Ad was posted in the Lost and Found section of the local newspaper

I did wonder where I’d put that black female…

I was sent this Bad Ad by a long time reader, Outback Dan Handy.

He writes:-

“Here is a Bad Ad for you.

It is exerlent”

I couldn’t have put it better myself… so I didn’t.

So yeah… (mutters some kind of excuse for not updating for weeks)

Here’s the 13th Bad Ad! Unlucky for some? Nope… just unlucky for those expecting an ad not to tell a straight out lie.

I can clearly see TWO numbers on that ad… not one.